#PulseSexyJoke

It's Just A Matter Of Sex... Sorry Secs

“Grandma said dinner will be ready in a couple of ... SEX?” Really?

 

An old man was relaxing one evening when his little grandson came to him with a funny look on his face.

"You look worried sonny," the grandpa said. "What's the problem."

The boy looks at his father straight in the eyes.

"Grandpa, what is SEX."

Grandpa is shocked by the question but concluded that if the boy was old enough to ask the question, then he should be old enough to get a candid answer.

So he explained sex to the boy in details, describing all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure.

He concluded by telling the boy that sex is sacred and for only matured adults.

By the time he was done, the boy's mouth was open and the expression on his face was beyond description.

He kept looking at his grandpa like a zombie — he was obviously bewildered.

"Is anything the matter," grandpa asked.

The boy shook his head.

“Grandma told me dinner will be ready in a couple of SECS.”

The old man put his hands on his head.